Happy (Early) Mother's Day!

I got a present early.
A gem.
Oh man! Total GEM!
You just wait...
It is from my Mikayla. Age 8, second grade.

I think she knows me best.
I so needed this after my awful day yesterday.
I need to interrupt myself to tell you about the final saga of my crappy court day.
The police showed up at my house that evening.
Yes, they did.
Two of them, and all my neighbors were outside.
My cordless phone had randomly called 911.
They had to come check it out, and I had to fill out a report.
I went to bed at 9:42.
I'd had enough of that day.

Anyway.
Check this out!

(Awwww...I do love her. It's true.)

(So grateful for teachers who do these kinds of projects with kids, I will keep this 'til my dying day.)
(Also, I have great illustrated hair!)

(Cause church is the only day I "clean up.")

(True.)
(Also, check out the "jeep" on the hill, with the bloodcurdling "ahhhhh." <--that's me)

(Perfume and Cookies. Way better than Taco Pits. I only wish there were a cookie perfume. Bath and Body Works, can you hear me?)

(Again, true. Can you ever go wrong with cookies?)

(Hold on, I am sensing a trend here.)
And with that "trend", I present to you the final page in the book:

:)