24 ounces of frozen goodness.
Stains your whole mouth red.
Including your teeth, especially if your brushing skills are questionable.
Smooth, syrupy, shaved ice, that instantly melts on your tongue.
Punch that scoop straw all the way down to the Styrofoam bottom of the cup.
Suck up all the melted parts, leaving a frosty iceberg in the center.
If you have front teeth, that is.
Go until your brain freezes!
You don't need to use that brain of yours for another 30 days.