I sat in it.
Snap, crackle, dump.
Only I caught myself before I hit the tile with my overinflated rump.
Total self-esteem booster!
Now one could arguably say that the kids had previously cracked the chair.
(They did.)
Or that the chair was originally purchased at the RC Willey Clearance Outlet.
($10!)
Or maybe it was on a weird angle?
(Uneven grout particularly prone to storing food particles.)
Truth is, I sat in that chair, and it gave up living.
My weight was more than it could take.
Maybe through frequent pump classes I have acquired abnormally strong gluteal musculature, capable of shattering chairs or cracking tanning beds?
Or that chair could simply be a quitter...
But deep down I know my scale doesn't lie and those Cadbury Mini-Eggs aren't eating themselves.
Ugh.
4 comments:
I feel your pain. Easter candy is my downfall and I have gained 3 lbs in the last 2 weeks. The sad thing is, it will take me 6 months to get it off.....after Easter and 6 more pounds that is.
IGood try. Skinny little twigs like you will need a few more bags of cadbury eggs to get any sympathy.
Atleast you know the culprit - those D@%! cadbury eggs will do it every time! {Have you tried the chicks and bunnies?} I can't get enough!
I think the chair had some extreme suicidal tendencies. Not your fault at all.
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