I already have the office chair.

Three kids, and four prescriptions ago was the last time I purchased eye glasses.
I normally wear contacts.
I use my glasses as back-ups.

Lately, my eyes have been really dry at night, and I switch to my glasses to watch movies with the family.

Well, I can't see so well with them, and they are starting to give me headaches.
I decided it was high time to invest in a new pair.

I went to Costco to the optical center, and asked the metro-sexual looking guy working there to help me pick out some frames.

"I would like classic rather than trendy." I said, as I knew I would not be replacing them for the next ten years or so.

He found me a few frames, and then...he gave me these:

"Oooooo, I liiiike those!" he said, "with your hair all pulled up, they make you look like a naughty secretary."

I was not sure how to respond to that.
I was not sure that was the look I was going for, but I bought them anyway.
And here:
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was where I was going to insert a google-stolen image of a "naughty secretary."

I would not suggest you google that one.