Tuesday, August 01, 2006

A conversation




Standing in the bathroom, that has no electricity, and is illuminated by the scant natural light that is coming in from the hall...

Jayden (newly 10), just woke up(at 11), practically chipping the porcelain peeing in the toilet.

Me: Nice of you to finally wake up, lazy boy.
Him: Nice bad hair day.
Me: Nice morning breath.
Him: Nice cheek zit.

Pride exits, Mom follows.

3 comments:

Kay said...

LOL!!! Can they be more honest? And would we have it any other way?

Jennifer Sizemore said...

ha!!!!!!
And I am guessing he loves that you share that with all of us!!!!

Unknown said...

ROTFL!!!!!!! Oh my goodness!! You have me peeing my pants! Too funny!