When you are five, you don't have to worry about being socially or politically correct.
Mikayla, hovering over the toilet in the bathroom:
"Mom, do you want to see my poop?"
"Uh, okay then...I guess I will just flush it."
Then, after school:
"Mikayla! How was your second day of school? Did you make any new friends?"
"Nah. Just the same one from yesterday. My brown friend, but I still don't know her name."
Here are a couple layouts I did for Core'dinations Cardstock:
I have scrapped these pictures before, but I was in the mood to scrap with a red/turquoise color scheme, and well...inconveniently the kids are in school now, and not readily available to the paparazzi.
I thought about pulling her out of class for an EMERGENCY! but didn't want to entertain her for the rest of the day...
Off to get Mikayla to Kindergarten! And the stinky kitchen is calling...