Saturday, February 16, 2008
Today I graduated from Weight Watchers.
And right after class, the manager of this location (I am standing next to in the photo)said "I am sooooo glad you finally earned your Lifetime goal."
"Thanks." I said, putting my coat on to leave.
"Really, I am so happy" she said "we would really love to have you come work for us."
So she explained everything, and asked me to please think about it.
I am still laughing.
I don't know why I am laughing. I guess I should be flattered. You have to have gone through the program to work there. I should be feeling something like honored or excited or something. I just feel, well, hysterical.
I just can't see myself being a fat farm motivational speaker. Or the scale lady.
I need to get a grip.
PS. the pants I am wearing are new. I finally went out and got some that fit me. They are a (comfortable) size SIX! Don't be hatin'. When I am not wearing them, I like to leave them inside out, with the size SIX! tag out in plain sight draped over the living room couch right where the front door is.