Mr. Fix-it.

One of my manufacturers is coming out with an Auto Mechanic line.
Stickers, paper and embellishments featuring Auto Mechanical crud; for all your crafting needs.
Are you as excited as me?
You know, cause we are all just thrilled everytime our vehicles break! down! We want to scrap it!
And who doesn't have a really great relationship with the honest guys at the grease shop?
A good enough relationship to include them in our family scrapbook.
Good enough relationships to maybe send them a birthday card!!
Right?

Well, wait no more...you will soon have the perfect product line!

Needless to say, Sam had to pose for me. For some mechanical pictures.
I am sort-of glad.
I married a pretty handy guy, and he is constantly taking care of most of our vehicle break-downs by himself.
I just never thought to scrap about it. I guess it is a good thing that this product line forced my hand that way.
Of course, he was ecstatic about letting me shoot him! (With the camera.)
Here is what I got:

Please tell me that *your* mechanic also pretends that auto parts are indeed life-sized replicas of private body parts.
Or that *your* mechanic works the camera, and could easily moonlight in B grade adult films.