Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Thank You McDonalds.

Thanks to the latest Happy Meals I purchased, McDonalds has given me yet another reason to hate them.

KidzBop.

Oh my holy hellllllll.

How is it possible to ruin "Hey There Delilah" or "Pon De Replay?"
I will tell you how it is possible.

Have some screechy group of pre-pubescent kids of unknown sex belt it out.
Record it.
And then give these CD's out FREE! in Happy! Meals!

My kids think they are a treasure and need to be played over and over.
And over.
Loudly.

11 comments:

Cindy said...

I whole heartedly agree-They mysteriously have been missing from our van-all four of them gone??? How could that be.......

~Wendy Tunison said...

Oh man...I feel your pain! I listened to one cd on the 20 minute drive home and that was it. I didn't think they could ruin those songs like they did but oh man, did they ever!

Kim said...

I've got those too. I'm boycotting McD's until they're gone. I think that they are made by Al Qaida. New form of terrorism.

Jennifer Hansen said...

I was just lucky enough to hear the Kids Bop version of Delilah tonight for the first time! Not only am I disturbed by how the songs now sound, but on some of the songs the words don't seem appropriate for a 6 and 8 year old!

7packofbearss said...

They actually had a new story on that CD. I guess parents are complaining to McDonalds about them. Guess you are not alone.

Anonymous said...

Amen and Amen! I couldn't agree more.

Sherise said...

I hope there is a very special corner of hell reserved for the person who came up with KidzBop. If I have to hear "Celebration" one more time, people, I will not be held responsible for my actions.

Anonymous said...

Is it wierd that I'm contemplating going to MCDee's to get a CD....just to see what I'm missing out on?

Brenda Hurd said...

warning - do not read shaunte's blog after having surgery - OUCH! I should have known if i came i would laugh! too funny - love the mothers day photo below!

Cathy said...

They need to mysteriously "disappear" at night like all the happy meal toys did in our house when my kids were still that age.

laura vegas said...

i think i "lost" our cd. lol! actually, my youngest LOVES the kids bop cd's ... luckily, she likes to listen to them in her room with the door shut! although i think i'll take the cd over that american idol noisemaker from last year. lol!