Ice Cream Truck drivers are creepy.
I don't know if you have them where you live, or not, but here in suburban Utah they are alive and well.
They are usually men.
The one today was sporting a nice porn-stache.
I don't care what you say about your great uncle Marvin who was the nicest guy that made an honest living doling out overpriced popsicles to neighborhood kids.
I still think pedophile.