Friday, September 14, 2007

come to mama.

Dear Shaunte Wadley-

Your order placed with Dell on 9/12/07 has been shipped.

1 222-9194 Inspiron 530,Intel Core2 Duo processor E4400 (2.00GHz 800FSB) w/Dual Core Technologyand 2MB cache
1 311-7239 2GB DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz
1 310-8025 Dell USB Keyboard
1 310-7966 Dell Optical USB Mouse
1 320-5612 Dell 20in E207WFP Flat Panel Analog and Digital
1 320-5746 128MB NVIDIA GeForce 8300GS
1 341-4810 320GB Serial ATA 2 Hard Drive (7200RPM)
1 341-5008 No Floppy Drive Requested
1 420-6540 Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium Edition, English
1 420-5769 Internet Search and Portal
1 420-5924 Icon Consolidation Application
1 463-2282 Dell Owners Manual installed on your system,click on icon after system set-up to access
1 420-6436 Vista, PC-Restore, Dim/Insp
1 420-6995 DELL SUPPORT 3.4,DIM/INSP
1 313-5582 Dell Resource DVD with Application Backup
1 420-7244 Dell Support Center 1.0
1 310-1966 Mouse included in Dell Wireless or Bluetooth Package
1 430-0412 Integrated NIC card
1 430-2519 Internal PCI 802.11g wireless network card,Full Height
1 412-0914 Adobe Acrobat Reader 7.0
1 313-5270 16X DVD+/-RW Drive
1 420-6464 Roxio Creator Basic
1 313-2758 Integrated Audio
1 313-2198 No Speaker Requested
1 412-0940 Security 30-day trial
1 412-0148 No Internet Service Provider Requested
1 420-6585 Microsoft Office 2007 Home and Student Edition
1 950-3337 1 Year Limited Warranty
1 987-3137 Dell Hardware Warranty PlusOnsite Service, Initial Year
1 982-4310 Type 3- Third Party At Home Service, 24x7 Technical Support, Initial Year
1 987-6238 No Warranty, Year 2 and 3
1 960-3249 Banctec Service Agreement
1 983-3680 Warranty Support,Initial Year
1 466-7688 Thank you for choosing Dell
1 464-9572 No Preinstalled Software
1 310-8626 You have chosen a Windows Vista Premium System
1 420-7091 DataSafe Online Dim/Ins/XPS
1 420-7092 DataSafe Online Dim/Ins/XPS 1YR-FREE
1 987-4817 Insp Datasafe 3GB,1YR(Incl in price),DHS
1 988-0099 To activate your online backupaccount, go to Start, Programs, DataSafe Online


WOOOT! WOOOOOOOT!
I am getting a new computer!

I have absolutely NO IDEA what all of that stuff is up there. Our computer tech friend (Hi Mike!) built the thing for me. The only thing I knew from that list was "keyboard" and I know that cause it is currently the thing that catches my crumbs. Low fat crumbs, I should point out.

It's going to be so nice to be able to edit pictures in Photoshop AND listen to iTunes without the system giving up and "encountering an error, would you like to send a report" cause two things at once is just too hard.

Then this computer will become the property of my kids, and then it will really LIVE. Like the last time when I let my boys use the computer and my ten year old googled "big boobs."

I bleached his eyes, and we had ourselves a talk.

3 comments:

Mimi said...

Oooooh, enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...a good eye bleaching, eh? Wish I thought of that one. Cameron also googled 'boobs' once...and he was just humiliated whilst his older brother laughed at him as I gave him my sex lecture... (that probably scarred him for life). I see therapy in his future.

btw...Brig looked up the 'crumbs that are found caught in between the keys of your keyboard' on UrbanDictionary.com and it's known as: CHETTLE

Congrats on the new puter!

{Susan...Seriously.} said...

heehee! i'm all for the bleach...you know, whatever works ;0)